Mowgli Ka Swayamwar!
The word is out in tinsel town that the super hot hunk of animal kingdom, Mr. Mowgli is out on the streets looking for a soul mate. The shy and handsome NRI dog (he’s a proud Lhasa breed) has finally decided to settle down with a homely wife. In h
is true bindaas style Mowgli has chosen to search for his life-time partner via the ancient tradition of Swayamwar. And helping him out in this search is his daddy Manav Gohil! The Kal Tak news team finds out more.
“He was a gift from me to Shweta“, says Manav. “Mowgli is almost 8 years old now, that means 50 in human years. Least did I know that our Jungle ka King Mowgli will turn out to be a brahamachari” he adds with obvious sadness.
According to Manav, Mowgli has always been more of a football player than interested in worldly affairs like settling down. “Mowgli had been shunning the advances of the colony babes Sweetu and Ivana and this is what got me worried!” informs Manav. He expects a horde of participants for the reality show as thousands of p
otential candidates have already started barking around the Gohil household. The entire animal kingdom is eagerly waiting to see what kind of she-dogs apply and are shortlisted by the heartthrob.
Apart from the stardom that will be showered upon the lucky winner, she would also walk away with a grand prize of 5 nights and 6 days of travel to the park; and not to forget the lifetime supply of pampering and fur scratching! Will the new ‘groom-in-waiting’ avatar of Mowgli turn out to be a success? Will the brides match upto Mowgli’s high standards? And can Mowgli finally learn to not pee on the sofa? Only time will tell.
Tune into bow-bow network every Friday at 9 PM to watch your favourite Mowgli decide his future, breaking the hearts of millions of bitches in the process!
The daddy Manav has sincerely requested the readers to send in the pictures of their own pet dogs for the show at manav@superchooha.com. And please don’t take Article 377 seriously, Mowgli is very straight.
Regards,
The Admin team
PS – The events and characters depicted in this article are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Message from the admin team-
We were at Manav’s place last week working on a new design for the blog as it will soon celebrate its first anniversary. Mowgli however did not like all our attention to be on Manav’s Mac. He was very restless. That’s when we were informed that he is still to find a lovely homely mate. So we thought, as a gesture of gratitude towards the Gohil family we would assist them in finding a Bahu. Hence this post.
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